Blog on Page Three-hundred and Ninety Four

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(via laughingsmilez)

imayoshishouichi:

I ALWAYS GET SO NERVOUS WHEN PEOPLE STOP REPLYING TO ME

ITS LIKE DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG

DID I SCARE THEM AWAY

DID I OFFEND YOU

IM SO SORRY FRIEND

(Source: imayoshishouichi, via you-should-be-writing)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via peachofcake)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via laughingsmilez)

courfeyradical:

emphasisonthehomo:

Queer subtext in media is nice and all, but have you considered:

  • Including actual queer characters instead of vague metaphors for queer characters.

 (x)

(via backpainwayne)

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

cactusluv:

Can Asexuals and Bisexuals create the “Included in the acronym but excluded from the actual community” club

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.